I’m just wondering what it’s been like to be the Commander-in-Chief over the past week.
Obviously it takes a special person to be president of these United States. I’m reminded of Seth Meyers’ comments at the White House Correspondence dinner the other night when he talked about how Michelle Obama looks even better today than she did during inauguration; while the president was looking a bit aged. Said Meyers’ to The President, ‘If your hair gets any whiter the Tea Party is going to endorse it!”
With crazy gas prices, Gaddafi Gate, two wars, budget deficits and ‘birther’ bashing led by ‘The Donald’, President Obama has definitely been taking some lately. But like Sugar Ray Leonard in Leonard/Hearns 1, and Jordan in the 4th quarter of a pivotal playoff game, Obama put some work in that dazzled supporters and critics alike! He proved once again that in the world of politics, sometimes it only takes a little to turn shit into sugar. Just a few days revised this President’s potential legacy from pre-lame duck to WFT just happened.
Let’s start from the beginning.
Thursday April 29, 2011:
Obama releases long form birth certificate:
Though I was initially conflicted by this decision, I can’t help but believe that the ends justify the means. While most Americans understood that the birther movement was a ridiculous play on race, and that Donald Trump was behaving like an idiot, some gullible yet well meaning citizens may have started to believe it was an issue. The rules of basic propaganda are that if one repeats a lie long enough many will take it for truth. The media gave coverage as if it were possibly legitimate. And so as to not allow it to continue to be a distraction the administration put it to rest – thus shutting the mouths of birthers for good. Now the question of citizenship and conspiracy of his mother in 1961 (I know it sounds ridiculous doesn’t it) are permanently put to rest.
The Obamas visit Tuscaloosa:
Unlike the previous presidential initial reaction to Katrina, Obama got to Alabama pretty quickly after one of the most devastating tornados in our nation’s history. The Midwest has experienced tornados, storms and lots of flooding. Unfortunately this is not new to us. But what has happened in The South last week is on another level. When I saw the footage of the tornado that hit Alabama, it seemed as if it were actually alive as it reeked what seemed like intentional angry destruction. It’s expected that federal dollars will be given to aid with the rebuilding of these devastated communities. But having The President’s presence there so quickly was encouraging to many. He showed himself to be in touch with the suffering of his citizens.
April 30, 2011: Obama roast Trump at Correspondence Dinner:
I can’t get over the timing of this event. ‘The Donald’ was brashly on television trying to perpetrate a fraud with this certificate thing. He even threw in some racial basketball and affirmative action shots to boot to question the president’s intelligence. Unfortunately on a typical day, the president can’t just respond to some reality TV hack whose major decisions have to do with evaluating the job performances of Little John, Hulk Hogan and Gary Busey. But on this once yearly occasion the president is free to get off on anyone he chooses, and still remain presidential. And as long as it’s funny it rocks. The fact that Trump was arrogant enough to show up and get some of that in person was classic. The President straight got in him unapologetically. And the truthfulness of his remarks made it even more hilarious. I thought of Sergeant Waters’ comment on “A Soldier’s Story” to Peterson after Peterson smarted off at him in the barracks. “Peterson! I ain’t forgot cha boy. I’m going outside and wait for you geechie! And when you come out, I’m gonna whoop yo
Black White Southern Ass. Let the whole company watch too! You need to learn respect for these stripes!” Needless to say, Obama beat that ass … in front of the whole company of the same people Trump previously spouted off in front of, the press.
On top of that he got it from Seth Meyers too!
Is this karma at the utmost or what? And while I doubt that it was purposely timed to cut The Donald’s balls in the ratings department, I do know it to be ironic at least. Even with all of the information and misinformation coming to the forefront regarding details of the actual mission, one thing is for sure; The administration was able to keep this operation completely under wraps with no leaks whatsoever as to what was going on.
And to think that in the final days of the mission the president in addition to doing all of the things mentioned earlier, also had time to stop in to film an episode with Oprah as her last guest of her 25th and final season. So for all the smack The Donald and his birther friends talked during the last few weeks/months, the way Americans see it now, the president was indeed doing more than playing basketball.
As was it just me or did anybody else noticed how he just sashayed down the walkway of the podium with the swagger straight from Chicago’s South Side to announce Bin Laden’s death?
The only thing left for Obama was to quote Shaquille O’Neal: “Hey
Kobe Donald, tell me how my ass taste!”
Finally as we hear from the right some of the cowardly remarks trying to give much of the credit to former President Bush: While this is certainly no middle finger towards the former president, I do have to say is this. The Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers was the MVP. You can try to give it to Brett Favre if you want to but that dog just won’t hunt. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove; none of them dudes have been in on the action for years now. And while they were hopelessly looking in caves, Obama and his leadership team caught Bin Laden sleeping in a luxury compound.
Since 9-11 this most notorious terrorist could have been named Osama Bin Missing. And politics aside, The Obama administration didn’t have to roll with Mission Accomplished, or fake stories like Jessica Lynch or that criminal fakery that happened with Pat Tillman to rally Americans. With no intent to deceive the American people the results now speak for themselves. The president had his hands on this entire operation for the last several months. And if he were wrong it would surely have cemented his legacy as a massive failure. As it stands now, he will forever go down in history as the president that took out the mastermind of the worst terrorist event in the history of our nation. Game, set match!