In lieu of the latest allegations against Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) that he leaked the names of Ryan Braun, as well as a hand full of other names to the biogenesis clinic in Florida, it’s imminently transparent that Bud Selig, MLB, and the Yankees will stop at nothing to rid themselves of A Rod’s contract. The latest leaked rumor is an attempt to turn the players and the players union against him. It’s yet to be seen whether this will work or not. But if it doesn’t, rest assured the stories will continue and get even juicer. Here are my Top 10 predictions of what Selig will release to gangster A-Rod out of the league and some 80 million dollars in salary.
10. A-Rod kidnapped Hannah Anderson and took her to Idaho
9. A-Rod, not White Bulger committed those mafia crime in South Boston.
8. A-Rod caused global warming
7. A-Rod shot Trayvon Martin
6. It was A-Rod who took pics of Anthony Weiner’s junk
5. A-Rod causes sink holes in Florida
4. A-Rod is the founder and leader of the Muslim Brotherhood
3. A-Rod leaked secret government documents and hid in a Russian airport for a month before gaining temporary asylum.
2. It was A-Rod who fired Abel during the AOL conference call
1. A-Rod’s real name is Walter White, and he cooks meth for a living using the code name Heisenberg
I can’t wait!