1. Wake up in 5 million dollar home.
2. Make sure prostitution errrrrrrr “spa” bill is paid, but that the details are kept on the down low.
3. Take Mercedes SL500 company car to the office.
4. Pinch concubine errrrrrrr secretary on the behind.
5. Go to high level meeting to decide how many employees to lay off.
6. Lay off employees.
7. Make layoff announcement and cry broke to the media.
8. Ask congress for bailout money and threaten that the whole company will fold if you don’t get it.
9. Receive bailout money, fill personal coffers with more loot and promote the virtues of the “free market”.
10. Visit the “spa” again for more “treatments.”
It’s a messed up state of affairs. Bernake and Paulson trying to explain all that whack spending right about now.
Next in line, GM
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. If I could get a bail out package, brother, i’d be at the crib lounging right now.
omg im gonna P my pants
how the hell do I get that job?
now THERE’S something to look forward to daddy. lol jk jk