1. Wake up in 5 million dollar home.

2. Make sure prostitution errrrrrrr “spa” bill is paid, but that the details are kept on the down low.

3. Take Mercedes SL500 company car to the office.

4. Pinch concubine errrrrrrr secretary on the behind.

5. Go to high level meeting to decide how many employees to lay off.

6. Lay off employees.

7. Make layoff announcement and cry broke to the media.

8. Ask congress for bailout money and threaten that the whole company will fold if you don’t get it.

9. Receive bailout money, fill personal coffers with more loot and promote the virtues of the “free market”.

10. Visit the “spa” again for more “treatments.”