The Hawk is out!
See that ice on the Mississippi?
I mean it’s colder than a mo fo!
Just cold for no freagging reason at all.
Christians are calling themselves the “Frozen Chosen.”
Icecicles are covering up!
The Polar Bears at the zoo are drinking coco.
Jack Frost ain’t nipping at anyone’s nose. He’s spanking that ass!
he aint spanking shit
he BEAT my ass
I’m with the Abbey the cold is jacking me up every time I go outside.