That bit about hiking “to clear his head” was pretty lame too. Did he actually think that anybody believed that?
I don’t judge or laugh at anyone’s calamity. I’m just saying he must have really been caught up to skip off like that.
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Sleeping Dogs Awake
This isn’t getting the coverage it deserves. But North Korea is really puffing their chest out at the world these days. Not only are they testing missles and nuclear weapons like someone test driving a car around tax time, they pick up two innocent journalist and play chicken with the United States.
What should not be lost in all of this, and what the media should pick up on is the position that George Bush, Dick Cheney and their followers have put us in with the war in Iraq specifically as well as Afghanistan to a lesser degree. We put Saddam in the ground alright, though now Cheney admitted recently what we already knew which was that he was simply one of many dictators who had no link to 9-11. But the bottom like is that Kim Jong Il knows full and well that our military as great as it’s been, is tremendously overextended. Our “war on terror” does not have a definite end, and we are caught up trying to stay alive in the desert sands of underdeveloped third world nations.
With all of that said to borrow an old school phrase, North Korea is smelling their piss and showing their ass daring anyone to say anything to them.
As it stands these brigdge to nowhere wars have put us in a vulnerable position. Make no mistake about it. North Korea is for real.
And while Americans are caught up in the rhetoric of a Rush Limbaugh and these racial politics, the real dangers are lurking half a world away in full time speed.
Keep on defending yourself and your legacy Dick.
Hannity, Dobbs, keep on attacking the current president over stupid stuff. The future for our children and grandchildren looks great!
Cheney Says Saddam and 9-11 Were Not Related!
Wow! Is this guy a genius or what? Talk about stating the obvious. Uhhh, Dick, and I do mean dick… we have known this since the beginning. And so did you. Please go back to your cave and stop trying save your legacy. You got over and got thousands of good men and women killed. You made Hiliburton even richer than it already was. Your legacy is sealed and this double-talk will not undue your crimes against humanity nor the horrible position you placed our troops and nation in.
Charlie Bubba on AIG and Imus
It was a slow Monday evening. No college basketball on television. The World Baseball Classic is totally irrelevant no matter what Tommy Lasorda says about it being something we should care about. So what was I to do? Been a while since I’ve been over on the East Side. So I head to one of my favorite watering holes for some special Crown. The bartender called and told me that somehow he got a bottle of the Cask No 16 that Hines Ward was giving away to his teammates after the SuperBowl. I was down for that!
No sooner than I walk in the door… I see my main man Charlie Bubba ghetto philosopher and street scholar of the hood. It had been a while since I’d seen Charlie. Or (Cholly) as we call him. I thought to myself, “Now I know the evening will be exciting. We can talk about the NCAA tournament. Manny Ramirez or something. But no politics cause I was tired of the news as it is.” I tried to head him off at the pass when he laid eyes on me.
Me: Cholly whats up baby! Who you got going to the Final 4? Who’s going to take it all!
Cholly: Fuck that nigga! That shit ain’t coming on till Thursday. It’s MONDAY fool! Hell who gone be president in 2012? Who gone be Bristol Palin’s next baby-daddy. Hell I don’t know. Gotta wait till it get here. Shit.
Me: Dang Cholly why you all “sensitive” today?
Cholly: Man these fools tried to take my crib – 4Close on a nigga. While these fuckers at AIG, (Always Is Gangsta) taking MY tax dollars for god-damn bonuses and shit?
Why did I ask? He got me.
Cholly: Come on C! How many times these white boys, these anti-big government, anti-government helping out anybody, anti-welfare shit on the little man leaches keep coming back to the Amerikkkan people begging for hand-outs? I hope Bama (Obama) knows what he’s doing. Cause last time he talked about how it wasn’t about being pissed at them, but about saving the economy even though they pissed over the last stash they got. Now they just made an ass out of him as far as I’m concerned. Cause the same shit keeps happening over and over again. Give them assholes money, and they put it in their pockets. Then I hear this broad talking on TV about how they were “contractually obligated” to give these bonuses. What? Like they were contractually obligated to give them money for the hoes they paid for at the spa a few months back? Right? That’s some bullshit! First of all, who is giving out the bonuses anyway? The same mother fuckers who asked for the money? The same folks who are on the board deciding that they were “contractually obligated” to pay themselves all that loot? The same jokers who’s decisions ran the company down in the first place? What kinda shit is that?
Cholly was really angry. I tried to get a word in but he kept going.
Cholly: And what if somebody with some balls at the top decided that these bonuses were not going to be given out. If the others tried to sue, what fuckin judge is going to side with them. I know they don’t write up contracts that say, ‘Even if you run the company into the ground and we are strapped for cash, we’ll still give you millions for the trouble you put us in.’ I just don’t see that happening. And hell if they didn’t get multiple bailouts, where the fuck would they have gotten the money? I’m telling you man! They say they don’t want no socialist government and shit, but they can’t be trusted to run these businesses on their own obviously! And why is Bama nem’ keep giving them the money with no fuckin oversite? You keep trusting the same robbers and thieves to do the right thing? That just goes to show you. White folks broke the mode on crime I don’t care what they say?
Me: Well man you have said a mouthful Cholly. Care for some of this No. 16 to take the edge off?
Cholly took the drink and swished it around his mouth before swallowing. “This some good shit here boy!”
Me: I’m sorry about…
Cholly: And did you get a load of that Imus bullshit he was saying about his prostate cancer? ‘I think I got this from stressing all that media pressure at my doorstep a while back. ‘ First of all I don’t give a fuck about your prostate! Second of all you opened your fool ass mouth and said some shit you shouldn’t have calling some black college educated women, ‘nappy headed hoes’ and then blame us for making your life stressful? Cry me a fucking malt liquor bitch! Sucks to be you huh? I tell you C, only in this country do white folks think such dumb ass shit. Then he calls Giuliani about his dick getting hard. First off Rudy ain’t getting no pussy he ain’t paid for. Have you seen that guy? What is going to do, rub his little cabbage patch head against a woman’s…
Me: CHOLLY! That’s too much information bruh!
Cholly: Yea you know what I’m saying. Who would want to fuck Imus anyway? That crinkled up old dude. Every timeI see him I think to myself, “There goes Maude!” Look at his face, the way it looks if it can get hard he can use that! He may want to get it circumcised first…
Me: Alright Cholly I’m about to bounce.
After a couple glasses of the No. 16, I was good to go but Cholly was just getting started. This was my time to exit cause he was already on a mission as it is.
Me: Cholly man I’m sorry about the house? What are you gonna do about it?
Cholly: Man I don’t know. But Cholly Bubba always work thangs out. Maybe I can catch one of them AIG niggas at the ATM machine.
I gave Cholly some dap and bid bye to he and the rest of the patrons. Always having to have the last word though…
Cholly: Louisville! Rick Pitino bitches! Cardinals all the way over that robot Tyler Hansbrough for the championship!
Me: Whatever! Carolina all the way!
Can’t Truss It!
You know our president says that things are going to be different in that government will be more transparent than in recent years. And I am not saying this situation is on him cause he has other things to deal with.
I am so tired of people being able to break the law, lie to congress or whatever and get off. What purpose does it serve to question these people under oath in private? This is a major public issue at hand. I can safely say as well that no one is going to be called out. No one is going to be charged with anything or subject to any punishment criminally or civilly. The best one can hope for is a leak which would already be stating the obvious. Not to mention if they lie under oath as they have before, there are no reporters who are able to fact find and double check ala Alex Rodriguez’s doping press conference.
They say you can’t lie to congress or the feds and get away with it. The truth is that only some can’t lie to either of these. For instance Karl Rove, Roger Clemens, and Roland Burris can, but Marion Jones and Martha Stewart can’t.
If nothing is going to be done about crimes or other illegalities, I say just leave it alone.
Black Folks That Can’t Get It Together Part 1
Canidate #1 Michael Steele
This guy is so confused… almost as confused as the Republican Party. Steele is confused in that he doesn’t get that he is a tool for the party. He is not to express an honest opinion or come up with any innovative ideas. Most of the time he stuck to the party line; especially during the presidential election. He attacked President to be Obama at every opportunity afforded him. He was utterly ridiculous on the Bill Mahr show. Which again is fitting of what they want from him. This is why he was granted a chance to be GOP figure head. They trusted him to keep their ideas and hero’s in tact… coupled with the black face for the “Obama” effect. The party wants to have a “look”of diversity. But that is only to draw more black votes. But the flip side of it is that they are so hardened from the past 16 years of momentum from Clinton hating and Bush loving years that they can’t shake themselves hard enough to modify any of the hard core ideologies.
One only needs to see how some of these governors are refusing the 2% portion of the stimulus package that deal with extending unemployment benefits. They are not enraged at CEOs taking billions, but damn those poor Americans who are losing jobs can’t get a cent extra of unemployment if they can’t get a job quick enough.
But I digress. Steele learned once again that he had to get back into his place as he incurred the wrath of the real head of the Republican Party Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh, the racist evangelical hate mongering drug abusing obese last bastion of white supremacy talking radio head has been making noise most notably post election. He spoke at a venue over the weekend, and when Steele was questioned by D.L. Hugely about Limbaugh, said in so many words that Rush is an “entertainer” and also that his anti-Obama rhetoric was “incendiary” and “ugly.” Some of us raised an eyebrow by these sentiments. “Go ahead, “Man of Steele” break it down.” But that was short lived.
After Limbaugh let Steele know that that the house he lives in with the republican party is not his, and that he could easily be put back into the fields Steele backed up quicker than Billy Graham resigned as Presidential Pastor after the election and actually called Rush to apologize for offending massa. This was his public statement:
In the immortal words of Lil John… “WHAT?” Those statements are not an interpretation, they are a cowardly retreat! Rush and his supporters, “the real brain and energy of the GOP” gangstered your ass into your proper place… which is to carry their water!
My message to Mr. Steele is this… “Man if you’re going to carry the water, carry the damn water. Stop trying to placate to the black community and act like you are down or something. It’s bad enough you don’t know what a job is and most every time you get on TV you make a fool of yourself. We don’t want you and are not impressed with your position. All of this talk of inclusiveness and hip hop are Ludacris ludicrous! You picked a side so just stay there. And try having a candid conversation with J. C. Watts and he will tell you that to be a conservative is one thing… a perfectly acceptable brand of politics to hold to. But the conservative views of your party are seeped in a muck of racism, classism, hatred, and a totally un-American un-inclusive set of ideologies. Watts knows this first hand by how he was treated and that is why he no longer holds office. Until you can man up and deal with that squarely, we have neither the time nor tolerance to consider you seriously. ”
By the way… Rush just called. He needs a shine. “So get your shine box!”
Quick Political Thoughts
* President Obama’s speech was awesome last night.
* I think the crowd stood up so much it almost looked like an aerobic class!
* I love how he inspires Americans to be our very best and to continue to push ourselves to the next level.
* Bobby Jindal is an idiot. It’s clear that the GOP putting him out there as their spokesperson for their response is a reaction to the Obama effect. It is consistent with Michael Steele being the first to head the GOP as well. Back to Jindal, his speech was just hokey insincere and at times even insulting. The republicans are still spinning from the election and still do not get it. I wonder if they ever will.
Why is this cartoonist NOT fired?
Sean Delonas needs to be fired! PERIOD!
This is part where white people, not black – need to be losing their minds with outrage calling for the ouster and shame of this biggot!
Burris, Step Down Now!
Get this lying fool off the senate immediately. And don’t be scarred… put that ass on trial for perjury!
Maybe he can add criminal to his tombstone memorial too!
And then there’s this…
Of all the dumb ass things to think or say for that matter, it seems that Rudy Guiliani thinks that fat cat bonuses for Wall Street executives is a good thing that keeps jobs for New Yorkers?
WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!!!!
Yep that’s what he said. His argument is that with the bonuses will lead to more spending in restaurants and department stores. So in other words if Mortimer is not spending his multi-million dollar bonus at the Waldorf Astoria and Barney’s… those companies will be forced to lay off employees!
You know – I just wonder how stupid folk have to be to let certain things come out of their mouths. And to think this dude ran for president.
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