Report from Nashville,

It’s a beautiful partly cloudy day in Opryland.  The temperature is supposed to get to 69 degrees.  Nevertheless the strange infection known as bracket-hoopollus seems to be spreading around offices abroad.  Just like in New York, what started off as a sneeze is getting a bit more serious.  People are walking a bit slower and seem to be a bit weaker.  Here is how one Fed-X employee described his struggle.

Yea I thought this would be a 24 hour thing.  But it seems to be a bit rougher than I thought.  I’m a soldier though.  I expect to get better and I plan on toughing it out.  I won’t be leaving early or anything like that. 

** Reporters notes:  For whatever reason, the symptoms of this infection always seems to strike when the boss is near.  Whenever Mr. Jones walks out of his office, he pauses as the sounds of coughing and sneezing sounds bark out simultaneously.  This is really strange. 

Tune in tomorrow where we’ll be reporting from Tuscon!